READER FINDS: Penelope Cruz Topless, Sherlyn Chopra Camel Toe, Miley Cyrus Lip Slip, and Much Much More…

Why not make the last Reader Finds of the summer season the biggest, bestest, and all around most bodacious ever? That was a rhetorical question I suppose. Because we did. Well, you did. Through your love and kindness and I have to presume drunken generosity, the Egotastic! community has poured their support into the most voluminous Reader Finds ever. I'm not sure this will heal the world, but if you make it through every photo in this gallery, I can guarantee you some decent chaffing.

This week's Reader Finds includes Elizabeth Hurley crazy hot in a Nihat Odabasi photoshoot (thank you to EgoReader 'Glenn'), Victoria Justice hot booty in leather shorts in concert (transmitted by 'Patrice'), actress Diana Glenn quite topless on the cinematic screen (hand delivered by 'Nestor'), Connie Nielsen topless in black and white photoshoot (Danish delectables presented by 'Tony'), way back machine for Christina Lindberg naturally exposed in Exposed (skintastic present from 'Daniel'), Maria Bello topless and bound onscreen (bondage provided by 'Nancy Marie'), Danielle Sharpand Nicole Neal capped by Nuts in the garden (boobtastic visions from 'Theo'), a classic look at Jennifer Morrison from the old Stuff magazine (brought to the present by 'Simm'), more class throwbacks with Dina Meyer topless in the theaters (skinematic from the mind of 'Orson'), Penelope Cruz topless in her early film work (well worth the free ticket courtesy of 'John P.'), Emily Shaw topless and not topless but wicked hot in multiple shoots by Frank White (from Emily's superfan 'Stu'), Eva Mendes see-through panties (wicked wanton goodness from 'Jeff'),  Rosie Jones deliciously topless in black and white lingerie (holy hotness contributed by 'Ian'),  the sorely missed Peta Todd baring boobs (globes from heaven via 'Steve H.'),  way back to the dearly departed Sylvia Kristel bared in Emmanuelle 2 (glorious age of skinema provided by 'Donny'), Sherlyn Chopra sporting bulging camel clefts (toe transmitted by 'Jeremy'), a closer look at the lip slip of Miley Cyrus in We Can't Stop director's cut (thanks to many of you who sent in  your best takes on this), an alleged, super alleged and completely unconfirmed  topless picture of Lisa Kelly from Ice Road Truckers (a ton of you also sent this in, which makes me Spidey senses tingle nervously), Melissa Debling hot and nekkid and hot (plumpers pressed forth by 'Corey'), South African hottie model Irene Nell (submitted by Nell-fan 'Kevin'), sexy photos of Lynsey Taylor Mackay who stars in the new Scarlett Johansson flick (sweet find from regular 'Harashupo'), Lizzy Caplan sneaky peaky topless in her new TV series (bodacious Caplan tops from 'Tom C.'), Keeley Hazell topless gloriousness also well missed (orbs of a goddess delivered by 'Chris'), and last, but not at all lease, lingerie pictures of SI Swimsuiter Genevieve Morton by Tracy Kahn (silky hotness from 'John'). It is not just a handful, or even a heaping handful, it's a double barreled boatload that should consume the next five minutes of your existence. Enjoy.

Oh, and we'd be remiss if we didn't include the shortest but sweetest of video clips of a topless Katee Sackhoff in Riddick courtesy of the watchful eye of EgoReader 'Dean':