READER FINDS: Sienna Miller Topless, Chrissy Teigen Topless, Laura Prepon Topless and Much Much More…

It's the holiest of holy days around the penthouse basement offices at Egotastic! That time we play the sound of trumpets blaring that we ripped from SoundCloud and unfurl the offerings in the weekly Reader Finds email bag. It's always a plethora of the prurient goodness. A cornucopia of cockteasery and a well of wanton flesh filled celebrity fantasies. In short, must read. Must view. Must ogle.

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This week's Reader Finds includes Chrissy Teigen quite topless (thank you kindly EgoReader 'Bill P.'), Italian actress Cristina Capotondi topless reveals in gossip rags (kudos to frequent contributor 'Anzio'), Laura Prepon laying out her bare hooters (blessings of the boobtastic from 'Richie'), Sienna Miller quite topless on the silver screen (luscious lobes via 'Kent E.'), Kaili Thorne topless beach modeling (oh, Bella sister sweetness, thanks 'Urgo'), Penelope Cruz bosomy sweet stuff (Spanish leers provided by 'Tomas Z.'), Paz de la Huerta sweaty topless (underrated boobtastic bravery shown off by 'Daniel L'), and much much more. You owe it to the good men and Sapphic leaning women of the ninety-seven countries in the world where Egotastic is banned to check out each and every one of these exhibitionist sextastic creatures. Enjoy.