READER FINDS: Teri Hatcher Bare Boobtastic, Zippora Seven Topless, Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, and Much Much More…

We have reached the pinnacle of our weekly existence, that time we ask ourselves the all important question, hey, what the heck is in the email bag this week? Well, it's important to me. I know I'd miss this tradition if it ever ended. Sort of like picking beets with my Aunt Helen every fall, though I'm pretty sure I don't have an Aunt Helen and those things in the basement were not beets. Nevertheless, I cherish this particularly weekly custom for it brings me closer to you, you to me, and in a way where nobody gets Ebola or has to lie to their significant other. I do so love the weekly Reader Finds.

(Credits and listings to follow shortly, I really do just need a couple beers, promise...)