Renata Frisson Nekkid Frolic on the Beach in Rio

Renata Frisson is something of a folk hero down Brazil way. The Carnival hottie and local boobtastic young legend was a prominent supporter of creating a nude section on the beach in Rio for those sweet looking Brazilian women for whom a thong is just too much clothing. God bless, Renata. She's been given the nickname Melon Girl, which after seeing her nekkid on the beach, I'm kind of wondering just how on the nose Brazilians get with their nicknames.

This hot bodied model is everything there is right about nude beaches. Naturally, anyone who's ever actually visited a nude beach knows of all that could possibly go wrong, making the entire proposition a 50-50 bet at best. Now, if we could only create a nekkid seaside spot where only girls like Renata were allowed admission. And, naturally, myself to serve as lifeguard and suntan lotion applier. Oh, the sun would shine just a little more brightly on that day, my friends. Enjoy.

P.S. Here's Renata being prepped for her Carnival walk. Um, how do you get that dude's oil prep job exactly?