Rosie Jones Topless for the Happiest of Holidays

As my consistently drunk Uncle Eddie used to sing each December, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... in my pants. It was kind of funny even though he laughed so hard he'd pass out then my parents would let him sleep it off in my bed while I got the couch. There's really no substitute for family.

Or for wicked hot British brunette object d' lust like Rosie Jones who knows precisely how to treat the holidays. With reckless topless abandon and some naughty Santa's helper type costumery. Rosie Jones doesn't need much production value to make her the belle of the Yuletide topless ball, with her absolutely lust inducing perfect female form on full display. Oh, Rosie, you bring back so many fond memories of Christmases past imagining you in nothing but a single chimney hung stocking. We could embrace in coital passion right beneath the Douglas Fir, flocking with abandon. Now, I've gone and corrupted Christmas once more. I blame you, Rosie, and those stellar funbags. Enjoy.

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