Sabine Priek and Rhian Sugden Topless Page 3 Battle Awakens Some Primal Instincts

Good God I need to see some ripe melons and I need to see them now. If you could peek inside my brain, you'd know that that particular phrase rips right across my hippocampus seventeen times a minute or so. And I know I'm not alone. Oh, yes, there are many of you out there, like 99.4% of you who hear that same foundation-of-the-species instinctual hymnal also chorusing through your domes. We are but victims of our primal urges, honed artfully by nature such that the strongest boob-men have survived the generation, breeding super ridiculously funbag loving male offspring in an ever increasing thirst for mammaries.

And, quench. Why lament when we can rejoice in an simple, but epic battle between a couple of this week's Page 3 hotties, Sabine Priek, a vastly under-appreciated brunette bombshell, and Rhian Sugden, whose name alone is enough to make the pointy hairs on our warmest of cockles stand and deliver.

Four sweet ripe melons battling it out for your affections. Could there be a finer feeling? Enjoy.