Take An Erotic World Tour With This Weird German Calendar

The weirdness of Germans is well documented, but this new calendar is pretty odd even by those already strict standards. And when I say it's odd, I mean it gets odd. It doesn't start out overtly odd, it's just another run of the mill nude models calendar shot in front of an atrocious green screen. But then something weird happens.

By the time we get to picture four—wherein the windmill and bonnets tell me we're in Holland—and the topless models are kissing large bunnies. It's the kind of oddly specific thing I could totally imagine someone getting off to. Next thing you know we're walking like Egyptians before things get overtly racist (question mark) in picture seven. I'm not sure what's happening there, but it feels culturally insensitive.

Anyway Germany, you've outdone yourself once again with this bizarre calendar. I think I might preorder a copy to hang on my desk here. I might skip number 7, just let the bunnies ride for another month or something. I'll figure it out when it arrives, don't worry. 

Image Credit: Micaela Schäfer - Erotikkalender 2017