Taylor Momsen Upskirt Pictures Could Lead To Her Getting a New Daddy

What is it about a seventeen-year-old Taylor Momsen that she drinks and smokes and flashes her butt and panties on her world tour and nobody raises an eyebrow, but not-quite-legal Miley Cyrusflashes her bra and the moms-of-the-world shake their fingers and demand that innocence be not lost. I think I've got it narrowed down to the whole good girl-bad girl labeling. Miley Cyrus is the Disney good girl, so there's a gasp when she flashes her teen lady nest, you know, by accident, while Taylor Momsen could rob a train wearing nothing but a bandanna on her face and everybody would just sigh, 'Oh, Taylor'. However, I'm about to change all that as I'm announcing my adoption of Taylor Momsen. She will be my daughter and I will honor and protect her. Step one, posting these Taylor Momsen upskirt photos from over the weekend in Paris, flashing butt cheek and panties, on stage and on break. Can Father of the Year awards be far behind for me? I think not. Enjoy.

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