The Girls of Page 3, Topless, Rounded Up, and Rounded Out for Full Pleasure Leering

Such is my lot in life to have so many hot female friends who remind me that friendship is a much higher value than merely hot dirty naughty sex. Why must they lie to me? It's the lying that hurts. I like to think of the Page 3 British glamour models as my friends too. Though the kind of friends where you have one too many beverages after their latest breakup and they take it all out on you and use you up until you're just an empty husk of a man. I'd like that.

We take a peek now at some of our finest Britty boobtastic babes from across the pond. India Reynolds, Sam Cooke, Rhian Sugden, Mellisa Clarke, Nicole Neal, Sabine Jemeljanova, Lissy Cunningham, the roster of names along could kill a man in his private time fun time episodes. All flashing their full and righteous funbags for the glory of England and all of man-kind. Ogling is not optional, it's mandatory. The drooling part is optional. Enjoy.

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