Topless Bandit Daria Makurina Will Steal Your Heart

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Daria Makurina was born in 1996. The reason for that guess is that in 1996, the show Daria and the dance craze known as the Macarena were both at the height of their popularity. Sure, it's not a good theory or even a great one, but it's a theory none the less. I think a less controversial theory, however, is that seeing Daria Makurina wearing nothing but a bandit's mask is enough to let her steal your heart.

I prefer to keep things as non-controversial as possible, so perhaps it's best to just disregard my first theory if you find it too absurd. That's a whole lot easier than getting mad about it, and there's nothing to be angry about when a topless Daria Makurina is staring you in the face. That should be one of the happiest moments in anyone's life, and I don't want to ruin it with my controversial stances on issues.

Perhaps it's best if we just focus on the one thing we can all agree on: The beauty of a topless Daria Makurina. There's nothing divisive about that issue, and these dark times call for us to unite around issues on which we all see eye to eye. Enjoy!

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