Topless Heidi Van Berg, Right Ahead!

One of my favorite things to do is play Monday morning quarterback with historic events, so I'm going to go ahead and say this right now... Had the Titanic encountered Heidi Van Berg rather than an iceberg, it would have missed its collision course with destiny altogether. Granted this is a hugely hypothetical scenario as Heidi wasn't around 105 years ago and we all know that water is uninhabitable to humans, but still, you get my point.

In the realm of Bergs, I have to say that Heidi has replaced Ice as my new favorite. Admittedly, it wasn't much of a competition since I have relatively no use for icebergs, but it's still worth stating. It makes me feel as though I've gotten my priorities straightened out. Cheers to the photographer who managed to capture Heidi in the intimate act of taking a steamy ass shower, because a lesser professional might have seen how much their lens was fogging up and thrown in the towel.

I tip my hat to the photographers of this world willing to run into situations most would run away from. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it, and odds are if Heidi Van Berg is involved, many will volunteer. Enjoy!

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