Echo Lawrence - July 7, 2020
Madonna apparently walks with a cane now, which just made me realize truly how old I am. The queen of pop posted a topless photo to her social media complete with her cane under her arm and a pretty funny caption “Everyone has a crutch…”
Madonna actually looks, ok? I mean she’s about one facelift away from becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein the real life Cat Lady, but she actually looks pretty good here!
The best thing Madonna ever did was get knocked up by Carlos Leon in 1996, giving birth to Lourdes Leon. As a palate cleanser, here is Lourdes being fucking mint. I’m actually annoyed at Lourdes right now because she denied my friend request on her private IG. You win some and you lose some, right?