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Welcome to the All New Egotastic Store For Guys!

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bill-swift - October 8, 2016

Ever since I was a little child, I wanted to run a store. A general store with barrels of wheat and sugar and haberdashery. Alas, I wasn't born in the 1800's, so I made my way progressively into dreams of a store selling super cool gadgets and accessories and items I myself as a consumptive male love to have. Wait, is consumptive the right word? 

THE EGOTASTIC STORE IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!

I'm proud to announce, finally, that the Egotastic Store is open for business. It's not everything I want in there, not yet, but many things. Men need a place to shop. To feel, you know, special. In a manly way, naturally. We don't buy as much as women do, but we are not bare paupers without dreams. Also, we need a place to direct our lady friends so they don't purchase us ties or cooking lessons or gloves. What's with all the gloves?

Within the store you'll find sweet ass goodies such as:

FEZ Vaporizer
Short Description: The team behind FEZ engineered this vape to deliver the ultimate vaping experience, and nothing less. The stylish FEZ vaporizer boasts a range of customizable temperature settings, an impressively long battery life, and easier-than-ever heating and cleaning. Its unique build even eliminates toxic compounds so you can truly, discreetly enjoy your vape to its fullest.

1Voice Bluetooth 100% Wirefree Earbuds
Short Description: Wireless earbuds are the way of the future, but even traditional Bluetooth earbuds don't eliminate wires completely. The 1Voice Bluetooth 100% Wirefree Earbuds are finally changing that with their 100% wirefree design.

iFlask: World's First "Smart” Flask
Short Description: There's a new Genius Bar in town, and it's serving up the good stuff. Meet iFlask. It's discreet, holds up to 5 oz of your favorite beverage, and packs an emergency bottle opener. Bring it your next event or festival to save on your bar tab, or be the hit of this year's White Elephant party with the greatest gift ever. Best of all, it does not support drunk dialing.




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