You’re Gonna Want To See The Big Vintage Tits On Patricia Farinelli

If only Patricia had not bolstered her boobs with her arm when she was in the water. Now we will never know if they pass the buoyancy test. That is a big letdown for me. I love seeing if a woman’s sweater meat is going to sink or float.

Why would she do something so selfish? It is like she did not even consider what we would want. A woman of a lesser cup size I can understand needing to boost her image, but in Patricia’s case it is completely unnecessary. I do not know if the best special effects artists in the business could make those puppies look small, so I doubt a little bit of light refraction in water could do the job.

One thing I do appreciate is her propensity to place her props between the boobs rather than in front of them. It doesn’t matter if it is a necklace, a boa, or a damn pole, this girl parts the Red Sea with it. If she didn’t then the view of her primary assets would be impeded. I do not know about you, but I’d never go to a concert and pay good money for restricted viewing.

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