READER FINDS: Michelle Monaghan Topless, Kate Upton Bikini Bouncy, Shailene Woodley Topless and Much Much More…

As I stare into the large regal purple velvet pouch that contains our Reader Finds contributions for the week, I'm thinking about how explorers like Lewis and Clark must have felt when they first laid eyes upon the Pacific Ocean. If they did. I can't remember, they saw something I know. Each week for me is like a grand discovery, rising over the hillside to the sight of some glorious celebrity skin that will blow my freaking mind and also happens to smell a little briny. I love this moment each week.

This week's Reader Finds includes Jessica Alba wicked hot and sextastic on the big screen (thank you kindly to EgoReader 'Ian'), Alyssa Arce censored and uncensored topless peeks (kudos to generous 'Andy'), Charlotte McKinney so damn hot and covered topless (blonde goodies courtesy of 'Stan the Man'), Severina Vuckovic from what I'm told is a controversial sex tape (smoking hot mamas provided by 'Denny'), Cora Keegan udderly nekkid and fine (loves me some Cora, thanks 'Doc'), Katy Perry cleavetastic delights (cockteasery via 'Angelo'), Catherine Bell in her hotness prime (delightful and lovelies from 'Steven H.'), Juliana Schalch topless on the Latin TV screen (ay carambas delivered by 'Amy Louise'), Jelena Rakocevic topless in her skinematic turn (international yams packed by 'Peter'), Elizabeth Berridge classic topless silver screens (funbags funded by 'Owen'), Audrey Tatou delightfully topless in some Frenchie flick (she really is a blessing, thanks to 'Doug G.'), Lindsay Lohan from her might much finer days in GQ (oh, the former sextastic that was Lilo, thanks 'Timothy'), Kim Kardashian cleavy madness in Details (one of her finest works ever dropped off by 'Matty'), Emily Browning quite nekkid like in Sleeping Beauty (who can sleep with so many ta's, thanks 'Deeter'), Shailene Woodley further topless shots from her new indie (cups of joy via 'Darren'), Rose Leslie bikini and lingerie fun time (a Rose by any other name, mixed in by 'Barry D.'), Michelle Monaghan topless in her recent film venture (especially nice puppies provided by 'Yaz'), another peek at Kim Kardashian, this time in lingerie (keeping up with the ta's thanks to 'Saunders'), Kate Upton antarctic bikini outtakes (floppy icy cold Upton tubes from 'Gary'), Tara Buckman topless and then some (ooh la la's gifted by 'Gina'), Nishi Munshi from her Californication reveals (oh, memories of mammaries by 'Frank'), and last, but not least, topless model hottie Eniko Mihalik who always keeps it classy (as does contributor 'Les'). It's a ton, but you can do this, I know you can. Enjoy.