Ariel Van Heerden Nude in the Forest

Being a dude who grew up near the woods, I can tell you one thing - don't be naked in the woods. You're just asking for trouble. And ticks. The only time one should be naked is if you're changing clothes while camping or if you're Ariel Van Heerden. Mostly, if you're Ariel Van Heerden because your ass looks perfect next to that grass.

There's all kinds of bugs and stuff they don't talk about in schools. The woods can be a dangerous place, but if you are Ariel, then I totally understand why you want to naked out there. You make the forest a sexier place to be. You are providing a service. And it's been proven that if you are sexy and naked, bugs, snakes, deer, bear, and other woodland creators will leave you alone. There's something about the way the sun hits a beautiful ass that repeals most animals and bugs of the forest. That why if you're going camping, you have to take your hottest friend with you. Nature, it's really an odd bird.

Take my advice, if you're naked stay indoors; unless you're Ariel Van Heerden. Ariel, you can be naked anywhere you want and it's pretty fine.

_{Photo Credit: Caroline Mackintosh}