Amber Heard’s Rock Hard Pokies In See-Through White Top

Great heavens! Was Amber expecting the straps of that skirt to be wider than they ended up being, intending for them to cover up the areolas that are clearly on display, or was the shirt supposed to be thicker? Either way, I think it is time for Amber to upgrade both the mirror in her bedroom as well as the lighting.

She might be sourcing her mirror from whoever makes the side mirrors on cars. I knew the body acceptance movement would one day go too far. Pro tip: If there is a message near the bottom of the mirror referencing objects being thinner than they appear, then it would be a good idea to use another mirror. But if that is the delusion that a person wants to keep on living then be my guest. I’ll try not to complain about the increased nipple sightings.

Maybe this is just where Amber’s head is at these days. Nipple obscurity just is not that high up on the list of priorities. One day I hope for my attitude to be at a similar level of don’t give a fuck. Although I doubt the pictures it will produce will get published anywhere but at the court hearing.

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