Busty Instagram Babe Stormi Maya Dazzles In Nippley Social Media Pics

Stormi Maya’s square boobage to nip ratio is insane. Normally, when I see a woman’s boobs in regular clothing I assume that all nip ratios follow a standard size increase, but for some reason I am always taken aback by their wild variations.

In Stormi’s case I would have assumed a woman with her cup size would have needed suspenders at least twice as wide as the ones she has on in that pic. And just because her nips allow her to go with the thin straps, that does not mean she has to go with the thin straps. A wider strap would offer a little more security for her cupcakes.

What is even more jarring than a nip that is too small for its boob, is a boob that is too small for its nip. It starts to play tricks on the mind if you stare for too long. It actually seems like it is spreading out across the boob like a conquering army taking over a map. The girl always says that is not the case because it would be impossible, but I don’t believe them. If they were being honest then why don’t they ever let me measure them for reference?

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