Elsa Hosk Sandy Black and White Beach Nudes

For many of us, being stranded at the beach naked in the heat of the day is a nightmare. Elsa Hosk, however, has the ability to turn our nightmares into fantasies by showing just how limber, flexible, and unique she is by turning the thought of being on a beach alone and naked into something impossibly sexy.

I wish I had the ability to make something better by simply doing it. Elsa Hosk definitely has that ability. She could do a photo set where she was naked and showing you how to raise and care for scorpions and I'd think, "You know, maybe I do want several pet scorpions." It's that level of earth shattering, game changing sexiness that she possesses and makes her so god damned hot.

So the next time I have a dream where I'm stranded naked at the beach, I'll remember these photos and be able to instantly turn that nightmare into something decidedly more sexy. Now I've just got to figure out how to dream in black and white. I bet David Lynch does that. Maybe he can teach me how to do it as well. 

_{Photo Credit: District Vision / Chadwick Tyler}