Joanna Krupa Covered Topless in 2014 Calendar Photoshoot

Real Housewives of Miami stat Joanna Krups took some time off from cat fighting to take some provocative pics for a calendar. She wears a series of scandalously small bikinis that show off her crazy nice body. But the real news is her covered topless pics. Her skinny arms cannot cover up the enormity of her tig ol' bitties. Her funbags are gargantuan but really perky. There is sideboob galore, my friends. Joanna also shows off her totally incredible tummy in the bikini pics. You could seriously eat off of those abs they are so flat and toned. There is also some pretty ridiculous cleavage action. I'm going to start watching Real Housewives of Miami on the off chance that Joanna is in a bikini. I've stayed away from that particular incarnation of the Real Housewives franchise. As a Cuban-American people acting crazy in Miami hits a little close to home.

But still, it's a small price to pay to see Joanna in a bikini.