Laura Dern’s Topless Tits On Display From ‘Rambling Rose’

How fitting that the heroine from Jurassic Park would have some Jurassic boobies.

Jurassic means “great,” right? Why else would they be naming a movie about dinosaurs with that word?

Regardless, I am just glad one flick got those puppies captured for all time, because eventually they are going to be put in the ground and they are not likely to make fossils of their own. Without film serving as evidence, they might have been lost to our descendants.

In a similar vein, this movie also served to provide evidence that Robert Duvall once had hair. His head is so fitting for that male pattern baldness look, I kind of thought he had been born that way.

Hollywood needs men like him, people who are not afraid to grow old and look like it. I bet it saves the movie studios a lot of money when a guy is naturally bald. I know they can always shave his head, but that takes a lot of work. And shaving it the exact same way can get tough when it comes to continuity.

We all remember the debacle of Henry Cavill growing a mustache for MI-Fallout, but then needing to reshoot scenes for Justice League without it, so they digitally removed it. His mouth ended up looking like a prosthetic. Now, imagine if that happened to the top of his head!

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