Tex Hollywood - November 10, 2020
I am sure no one out there has a COVID fetish, let alone a COVID testing fetish, if anything people hate COVID. Maybe it killed your grandma or your job. Maybe you caught it an have lingering symptoms or maybe you caught it and have no idea. Maybe the lockdown has prevented you from having fun, the fear of other people has made you feel detached, or maybe you love that you have an excuse to avoid strangers, to not leave the house to go to events you don't want to, like working in an office. Maybe the work from home so you can shit on your own toilet everyday and not amongst co-workers has been a dream, while streaming content at night has been a welcomed escape. It's not a terrible life, if you don't have a terrible home to be locked in.
But when Salma Hayek is involved, it instantly becomes a fetish, or hot, I mean how can you not appreciate things being stuck in her orifices, it'd be weird if you weren't into it, right?
Here's a picture of her being great in the great outdoors. A wonderful view of rolling hills in the horizon!
Salma Hayek is a legend!