The Perfect Pair On Kalin Olson

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aldo-vallon - February 22, 2018

I like a woman who can appreciate a good quilt. It is an underutilized blanket, if you ask me. All the different types have their own purposes, but it seems like today the quilt is kept locked away in the hallway closet like Cinderella. Meanwhile the ugly stepsister afghans are trotted out for every occasion.

I know that it can get a little hot under a quilt, but is the purpose of a blanket not to stay warm? And with a quilt comes the added benefit of its thick and heavy fabric. It is the perfect blanket for watching a movie with the family. If an unexpected sex scene comes on screen then that quilt will serve as the perfect boner shield. No one in the family will suspect a thing.

Try having that happen with any other blanket. You will be pitching a tent that the whole family will can camp in. If it happens with an afghan then your pecker will poke right through one of those wholes like it is getting its picture taken at a carnival, only instead of a cartoon body surrounding it there is the blanket that your grandma slaved over.

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