Yes It’s Elsa Jean Full Frontal Again Because This Is America And I Have Rights

We're writing about uh-nother (this is our fourth and counting since April) full-frontal Elsa Jean SPREAD for Playboy, and if you have a problem with that, you frankly need to read your headlines more carefully. I love covering all the goings-on of porn actress extraordinaire Elsa Jean because she's gorgeous and loves going nude. You saw her here. And you saw her here. And you saw her here. And now you're seeing her again. Tough it out.

This time around Elsa heads to a bright and sunny kitchen in a modern Los Angeles abode. The only thing Elsa cooks up in this kitchen is a wad in your pants, because before you know it, she's stripping out of her flimsy PJs into something more comfortable. Nothing. She says about first hearing about Playboy many moons ago:

I was watching Girls Next Door, and ever since that, I wanted to be involved! To me, it’s the highest you can go as a nude model, so I feel absolutely amazing!

Here's hoping for #5...

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